Last night, my friend’s daughter spent the night and about 3am I had to get up and turn off her light and Tin’s – my friend says that there is no difference between my 4 year old and her almost 14 year old – and she’s right. They both switch from moody to joyous in half blinks of the eye. And as we all got ready to head out to Zumba (it was 8:45 am) my hater neighbor began beating on the walls. We all just looked at the wall as if it was possessed. <\/p>\n
Tin asked me why she was doing that and I said because she’s a witch. He asked, “A good witch or a bad witch?” And I said, a plain old witch. Then she started hammering up and down the wall from the front of the house to the back of the house – I mean this was witch gone wild kind of stuff. <\/p>\n
A friend of mine is getting ready to move out of her tiny apartment and suddenly it feels so cramped. I feel the same, cramped and tired of living next to a hater. Life is too short to be crazy. <\/p>\n
Right now the Formosa termites are swarming outside and everyone is flipping their light switches off. But my predator neighbor keeps chewing on the wood lights on or off. <\/p>\n
There’s really got to be a better way. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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