{"id":18190,"date":"2013-04-18T17:54:49","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T22:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=18190"},"modified":"2013-04-18T18:01:11","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T23:01:11","slug":"revelation-in-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=18190","title":{"rendered":"Revelation in Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I withdrew slowly but painfully from my delicious pu-ehr tea that was very expensive and only found in New York, of course, and backslid to decaf coffee. On a whim, I decided to get some Vanilla coffee to add to my decaf coffee to make it &#8211; you know &#8211; more exciting. And they only had Vanilla in caf, not decaf, and although I incorporated an eighth of a cup into a full bag of decaf, it has sent me into the stratosphere for two days now. I&#8217;m riding the hallucinatory energy level that coke freaks dream of and I can&#8217;t get my toes to touch down. <\/p>\n<p>As if the decaf wasn&#8217;t enough. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I withdrew slowly but painfully from my delicious pu-ehr tea that was very expensive and only found in New York, of course, and backslid to decaf coffee. On a whim, I decided to get some Vanilla coffee to add to my decaf coffee to make it &#8211; you know &#8211; more exciting. And they only had Vanilla in caf, not decaf, and although I incorporated an eighth of a cup into a full bag of&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-4Jo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18190"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18192,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18190\/revisions\/18192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}