I have so much to do I could spit. But I took Tin to Zulu this morning by bike because it’s Mardi Gras and remember I live in the city that Care Forgot, which is why you have to go to a parade on Fat Tuesday. Lately, since I’ve changed my life I’ve had a series of encounters. The man at CC’s who asked me in all honesty if I would give him a shot. The man at the parade who said, “You spoil your child. I would make him walk and hold his hand.” And then later, “I would protect you. And him.” <\/p>\n
Parade man gave me his number and said to call him. <\/p>\n
I’m not so demure. The guy at the coffee shop, I told, “My priority is my son, the fact that I’ve stopped and talked to you is the shot.” The guy at the parade I explained, “A mother’s job is to spoil her son. I’m in the middle of something, I can’t call you now.” Mr. Parade man said, “You don’t have to call now, call anytime, I like your attitude.” <\/p>\n
And I say to anyone right now – AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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