A friend of mine just had an intense, short-lived, love affair. I love this – on the second night of sleeping together, she rolls over and says sweetly, “How’d you sleep, honey?” – the lover responds dreamily, “I couldn’t sleep, I was staring at you all night.” Ahhh. You’ve got to love that one. <\/p>\n
Reminds me of a text message I got two years ago – “Looking forward to pillow talk” – Now, that is hot! <\/p>\n
A week later, lover now loser won’t return my friend’s calls or emails. <\/p>\n
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