{"id":1287,"date":"2007-05-29T22:21:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T03:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1287"},"modified":"2007-05-29T22:37:44","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T03:37:44","slug":"parents-need-an-aunt-rachel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1287","title":{"rendered":"Parents need an Aunt Rachel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M told me as Jake and I were pulling out that he had not had a nap and he had been difficult after being home from school all day. I said are you kidding? I have dealt with adults all day that make me want to pull my hair out &#8211; Jake is a dreamboat. Cute, funny, and sings Avril Lavigne&#8217;s GIRLFRIEND at full blast with me in the car, loves the color red because I do, and now is considering a change of opinion on thunderstorms since I told him how cool they are. <\/p>\n<p>At the Verizon store while I got my cellphone fixed, he sat quietly nibbling on a blueberry muffin and and drinking his hot chocolate. When I went over to check on him, he said, &#8220;Ocho, can we go home now?&#8221; How cute is that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M told me as Jake and I were pulling out that he had not had a nap and he had been difficult after being home from school all day. I said are you kidding? I have dealt with adults all day that make me want to pull my hair out &#8211; Jake is a dreamboat. Cute, funny, and sings Avril Lavigne&#8217;s GIRLFRIEND at full blast with me in the car, loves the color red because&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-kL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}