{"id":1271,"date":"2007-05-24T11:05:25","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T16:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1271"},"modified":"2007-05-24T11:05:25","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T16:05:25","slug":"coming-to-wash-us-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1271","title":{"rendered":"Coming to wash us clean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s monsoon washed away a month&#8217;s worth of dirt and dust. The painters left my canoe right side up and so now it is filled with water and too heavy to turn over. M should be coming by for a check now that he is back from the midwest &#8211; so maybe I can get him to use his braun to flip it. Meanwhile the barren earth started running like rivulets into the street because there are no plants there &#8211; why are there no plants there? &#8211; because the landscaper is a no show. Other than a few punch list items that my neighbor can complete and a loose brick that M needs to fix &#8211; all that awaits the LaLa is plants and then WALA &#8211; LALA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday&#8217;s monsoon washed away a month&#8217;s worth of dirt and dust. The painters left my canoe right side up and so now it is filled with water and too heavy to turn over. M should be coming by for a check now that he is back from the midwest &#8211; so maybe I can get him to use his braun to flip it. Meanwhile the barren earth started running like rivulets into the street because&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-kv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}