{"id":1258,"date":"2007-05-19T11:39:59","date_gmt":"2007-05-19T16:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1258"},"modified":"2007-05-19T11:39:59","modified_gmt":"2007-05-19T16:39:59","slug":"everyone-in-new-orleans-is-related","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1258","title":{"rendered":"Everyone in New Orleans is related"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman at Pilates said she had to marry her husband because they were the only people in New Orleans neither was related to. Yesterday, right after I got out of the shower, a woman knocked at the door and turns out she&#8217;s my cousin! She said my uncle had told her what my house looks like and so she came to see if she could find it and me. How cool is that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman at Pilates said she had to marry her husband because they were the only people in New Orleans neither was related to. Yesterday, right after I got out of the shower, a woman knocked at the door and turns out she&#8217;s my cousin! She said my uncle had told her what my house looks like and so she came to see if she could find it and me. How cool is that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ki","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}