{"id":1254,"date":"2007-05-18T18:27:56","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T23:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2007-05-18T18:27:56","modified_gmt":"2007-05-18T23:27:56","slug":"my-humorless-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1254","title":{"rendered":"My humorless neighbor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Arrived from Chicago to a notice from my neighbor’s attorney that I cannot stand in his driveway or he will file an injunction against me. It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity – are you familiar with this saying – we have examples of the stupids all around us – but I had the good fortune to have the LaLa right up against the stupidest of all. <\/p>\n

I’m waiting for him to pass in front of the house so I can yell like Billy Goat Gruff – who’s that walking over my bricks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Arrived from Chicago to a notice from my neighbor’s attorney that I cannot stand in his driveway or he will file an injunction against me. It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity – are you familiar with this saying – we have examples of the stupids all around us – but I had the good fortune to have the LaLa right up against the stupidest of all. I’m waiting for him to pass in front… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-ke","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}