{"id":1237,"date":"2007-05-11T17:50:59","date_gmt":"2007-05-11T22:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1237"},"modified":"2007-05-11T17:52:16","modified_gmt":"2007-05-11T22:52:16","slug":"stop-talking-youre-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1237","title":{"rendered":"STOP TALKING &#8211; YOU&#8217;RE DUMB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this bumper sticker on the car in front of me this morning. And perhaps there is truth to all these bumper stickers. I went to Swirl to get wine instead of going tonight to their wine tasting &#8211; I&#8217;d rather a peaceful night of not having to compete with a thousand voices and standing around saying what? excuse me? &#8211; and let&#8217;s just say I didn&#8217;t want to get dolled up either. <\/p>\n<p>G is headed over and F said she might join us here as well. We can&#8217;t sit on the porch because it was (ahem) repainted but we are dragging some chairs out to the bayou. How do you cancel out all the noise &#8211; dumb noise &#8211; infesting your mind? Have your very own tailgate party in front of your house. <\/p>\n<p>TGIF America &#8211; we&#8217;re here, and we&#8217;re going to stay here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this bumper sticker on the car in front of me this morning. And perhaps there is truth to all these bumper stickers. I went to Swirl to get wine instead of going tonight to their wine tasting &#8211; I&#8217;d rather a peaceful night of not having to compete with a thousand voices and standing around saying what? excuse me? &#8211; and let&#8217;s just say I didn&#8217;t want to get dolled up either. G&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-jX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}