{"id":1220,"date":"2007-05-07T09:51:52","date_gmt":"2007-05-07T14:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2007-05-07T09:51:52","modified_gmt":"2007-05-07T14:51:52","slug":"the-great-wall-of-lala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1220","title":{"rendered":"The great wall of LaLa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor, Steve Martin, knocked on my door this morning and said the guys painting that side of my house were trespassing. I came down into the driveway and he was threatening one of them and I intervened and he pushed me. So I slapped him. And scrappy that I am, I told him if he touched me again I&#8217;d kick his ass. This prompted a call to the police. The police came and said that something is up &#8211; something personal with him &#8211; and that for now to lay low and stay on the grassy part of the driveway which is my property line. <\/p>\n<p>I told Marty &#8211; my contractor &#8211; to give me an estimate for running my fence down that side of my house. I don&#8217;t want my neighbor&#8217;s bad energy creeping or seeping into the LaLa &#8211; I will build a mote of acid as Andy said about brand building in my group meeting this weekend and I will get bigger guns. <\/p>\n<p>At the end of it &#8211; Steve, who had been sleeping up until this moment, came out in the front, and Marty and I were standing there and we all concluded that it is stupid &#8211; just plain stupid &#8211; but the fence right now is my best defense &#8211; so whatyagonnado?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor, Steve Martin, knocked on my door this morning and said the guys painting that side of my house were trespassing. I came down into the driveway and he was threatening one of them and I intervened and he pushed me. So I slapped him. And scrappy that I am, I told him if he touched me again I&#8217;d kick his ass. This prompted a call to the police. The police came and said&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-jG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}