{"id":1214,"date":"2007-05-03T17:44:47","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T22:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1214"},"modified":"2007-05-03T17:44:47","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T22:44:47","slug":"a-1000-men-at-my-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1214","title":{"rendered":"A 1000 men at my house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I told M that all I wanted was for the house to look nice for Steve and for Jazz Fest and suddenly a thousand men wound up at my house on Tuesday and started building a fence, bricking the driveway, painting the side of the house and lo and behold it was chaos &#8211; chaos that was still in full tilt when I brought Steve from the airport. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I told M that all I wanted was for the house to look nice for Steve and for Jazz Fest and suddenly a thousand men wound up at my house on Tuesday and started building a fence, bricking the driveway, painting the side of the house and lo and behold it was chaos &#8211; chaos that was still in full tilt when I brought Steve from the airport.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-jA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}