Mom called and left several messages while I was in the bathtub – now mind you this was my first time in the tub in a while as my feet have been bandaged, but finally given the green light to soak, I dove in and didn’t want to get out. I was headed to meet G at Swirl for the Tuesday night tasting, and I called mom on my way and here’s the exchange:<\/p>\n
Mom – Why haven’t you called me back?
\nR – I was in the tub and getting ready to go to Swirl.
\nMom – well stop calling me when you are on your way into a restaurant.
\nR – I’m not on my way in, I’m on my way over. I have plenty of time to talk. What’s up?
\nMom – nothing. I have nothing to say.
\nR – well then I’m glad I called you back. What are you doing right now?
\nMom – I’m sitting here naked watching Dancing with the Stars, waiting for my tub to fill. <\/p>\n
It’s images like this that get stamped indelibly on your mind. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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