{"id":1112,"date":"2007-03-28T05:48:45","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T12:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2007-03-28T05:48:45","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T12:48:45","slug":"you-do-the-hokey-pokey-and-you-turn-yourself-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1112","title":{"rendered":"You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The stainless steel panels finally arrived from Lowes and I was able to get them on the fridge. This has been a four part process &#8211; ordering a stainless fridge, having a custom panelled one delivered, ordering the stainless panels, having only one show up, and now finally all three are in. Pulling out the fridge though punched a hole in the floor. If this is the way it is &#8211; one foot forward, and one foot back &#8211; then you certainly have to do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around or you might just go nuts.<\/p>\n<p>To that end, TL rode his bike over and sat on the porch and I demonstrated my fire dance with my twirly ropes Queen Bee Irene gave me last time I was in San Francisco. Of course, she has this whole graceful routine she does with her fire dance, as I was demonstrating to TL &#8211; mine needs a lot of work. From the one act demo I gave, TL said there is no way I can do that at his party &#8211; I think he has a fire phobia &#8211; which could stem from watching G&#8217;s apartment burn, when she lived directly next door, several years ago. Well I&#8217;m going to work on my act, so I can move from spastic to polished fire dancer. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The stainless steel panels finally arrived from Lowes and I was able to get them on the fridge. This has been a four part process &#8211; ordering a stainless fridge, having a custom panelled one delivered, ordering the stainless panels, having only one show up, and now finally all three are in. Pulling out the fridge though punched a hole in the floor. If this is the way it is &#8211; one foot forward, and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-hW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}