{"id":10487,"date":"2010-12-25T15:53:02","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T20:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10487"},"modified":"2010-12-25T15:57:53","modified_gmt":"2010-12-25T20:57:53","slug":"the-best-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=10487","title":{"rendered":"The Best Gift"},"content":{"rendered":"

Barbra Streisand<\/em><\/strong> The Best Gift<\/strong><\/p>\n

The best gift
\nThat I ever got
\nDidn’t really weigh a lot
\nIt didn’t have a ribbon ’round
\nAnd it sometimes made the terrible sound
\nThe best of all it seems to me
\nIt wasn’t neath the Christmas tree
\nAnd yet, I guess I’d have to say
\nThat it made all the other
\npresents twice as gay
\nThe best gift that I’ve ever known
\nI’d always wanted most to own
\nYet in my dreams of sugar and spice
\nI never thought it could be so nice
\nThe best gift that I ever get
\nWas sometimes dry and sometimes wet
\nWas usually pink but oftentimes red
\nAs it lay so innocently in its bed
\nThe best gift of the year to me
\nThe one I hold most dear to me
\nA gift that simply drove me wild
\nWas a tiny new born child…<\/p>\n

OUR TINY BOY<\/a><\/p>\n

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Barbra Streisand The Best Gift The best gift That I ever got Didn’t really weigh a lot It didn’t have a ribbon ’round And it sometimes made the terrible sound The best of all it seems to me It wasn’t neath the Christmas tree And yet, I guess I’d have to say That it made all the other presents twice as gay The best gift that I’ve ever known I’d always wanted most to own… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-2J9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10487"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10490,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10487\/revisions\/10490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}