{"id":1046,"date":"2007-02-27T06:09:02","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T13:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2007-02-27T06:09:02","modified_gmt":"2007-02-27T13:09:02","slug":"fits-like-a-glove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/?p=1046","title":{"rendered":"Fits like a glove"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after packing and getting myself ready for today, I ran a hot bubble bath and got in &#8211; this was my second bath in the tub and both times I have fallen sound asleep. Obviously, I want to be awake for the next one but I&#8217;m starting to think the floaties might not be a bad idea. <\/p>\n<p>By the end of the day yesterday, I had had it with all these men around here making a mess and leaving the toilet seat up! Were they raised by wolves? But on the other hand as I lounged in the bubbles I thought &#8211; the pantry shelves got put in, the dimmers were finally straightened out, and the stereo was set up. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, a house warming gift went missing &#8211; I had hid it in the dishwasher that isn&#8217;t working and it is gone. I never got to Pilates. I never got to Fedex and Kinko and then realized one of the documents needed a notary. <\/p>\n<p>I fell asleep in the hot water that had the potential to take the skin off a chicken and thought &#8211; whatyagonnado?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after packing and getting myself ready for today, I ran a hot bubble bath and got in &#8211; this was my second bath in the tub and both times I have fallen sound asleep. Obviously, I want to be awake for the next one but I&#8217;m starting to think the floaties might not be a bad idea. By the end of the day yesterday, I had had it with all these men around&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1kHSD-gS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dangermond.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}