My smoking hot electrician sent his son to work on my house today and I just shook my head. I said you look just like your daddy. Turns out he lives down the street – so now I’m really listening to him – he’s as hot as his father without having the older air about him. <\/p>\n
He said he saw me at La Vita the other night. He had met me when I first bought the house – he did? – I don’t remember him. <\/p>\n
Yep, he said, he was having dinner with his very pregnant wife. [read: run for the hills]<\/p>\n
He asked me how I knew so many people in the neighborhood and I told him I’m a friendly person. So I got his number and told him I would introduce him to people here. He’s been in the area for one year and loves it but feels with a baby due in August he should move to the Northshore – my goal will be to get him to stay here and raise his baby right.<\/p>\n
I said I would have him and his wife over for my next party. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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