Sure are purdy
I was getting gardening stuff at the Feed Store and two big bags of alfalfa pellets which make awesome mulch for roses, and the check out girl said, “Your teeth are purdy.” I said thanks (thinking for a mere twenty grand you could have these teeth). She said, “I wish I had teeth like yours.” I said “Let me see your teeth.” And she smiled a little. “Those aren’t bad teeth.” She said, “Well if…