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Last Will and Testament

I haven’t updated my will and after having seen several multi car accidents while on my road trip – I got home and called S to take care of some business. I told him I am leaving him as my beneficiary and expect he will take care of the LaLa and either sell it or live in it, and then give some of the inheritance to my mother. When the LaLa is done, I’ll refi…

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And you think I have it bad

T started his house renovation in February of 2005. We’re always comparing notes. He drove by this morning when I was walking the Bean – he’s been in Colorado – it was good to see him. I wanted to give him a hug but I was sweaty and he looked freshly showered having already gotten his bike ride in and gone for iced coffee to PJs in the Can. He said while he was gone…

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The Mistress has needs too

I walked Bean late in the day and arrived at the LaLa just as K was pulling out – why he is working on Sunday is beyond me. But whew, I dodged that bullet. I feel like he holds my house hostage. I went inside and he had trimmed out the two clerestory windows and framed one window in the kitchen. Seemed like a long time to just get these things done. The window manufacturer…

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My Journey to Snellville, GA

The motto for Snellville is “Welcome to Snellville Where Everybody is Somebody.” Last time I was seeing E, I said I still harbor a lot of anger towards N and I don’t think I could ever forgive him. She said to focus on “my journey” where everybody is not somebody if I don’t want them to be. I decide. I was sitting in AA’s new house after having made fresh Margaritas and chips with salsa…

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My Brother Abdul

My brother Rafael loves camels – they are all over his house. There are wooden camels, short and tall, all over the floor, there are camels poking out of bookshelves, on pillows, everywhere. His wife, Kimberly, calls him Abdul because of his camel fetish. I like those camels – not having thought about it before – camels are kind of cool looking. I have an elephant thing. AA has a frog thing. My beautiful niece…

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Lez Bee Uhn

Themes tend to swarm and perhaps they come in three as my friend and boss Jon believes but visiting AA, we went to the Hoe Down in Piedmont Park to do the 2-step. I was bait because AA had broken up with her squeeze and wanted to make her jealous. When I was leaving Atlanta, I had to drive to AA’s house and get the Bean where I had left her so she’d be safe.…

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Attack of the Chihuahuas

Arriving in Atlanta at midnight on Tuesday, my niece Michelle’s chihuahua (Chico) attacked Arlene. Segue to my other brother’s house a couple of nights later and lo and behold there are two Chihuahuas (Lady and Josie) and both attacked Arlene. So I had to bring the Bean to my friend Alice Ann’s house to be safe. Last night at the Maple Leaf’s First Anniversary of Mardi Gras in August, I was attacked by a Chihuahua.…

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My Blog’s so good I could cry….

just make sure you don’t have to hear me sing. I’m off on my road trip and last of my summer vacation. The alternator is going in the truck as I write. Woo hoo. Meanwhile, I was telling a new friend why I started this blog – I wrote fiction for fifteen years, which puzzled most of my friends. They couldn’t understand why I wasn’t writing nonfiction since I come from a family that epitomizes…

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